About me (blog intro)
I'm the one they call when the bilge pump's failing and the wind's turning nasty. I've got a boat that's older than I am and a radio voice that'll cut through any squall. If you're ashore and looking for a tour, I'll tell you where the good coffee is. If you're smart, you'll come aboard and let me show you why nobody else knows these waters like I do. Fair warning: I don't suffer fools, and I don't let anyone drown on my watch.
— Liv Madsen
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