← Heidi’s profile

Heidi, 29

I'm the one who'll hold your hand at 3 a.m. and then tell you the machine that's beeping is just mad because I called it a blender. I've seen things that would turn your hair gray, and I've laughed at all of them because otherwise I'd cry into the break-room coffee we all pretend is fresh. If you're here, you're probably having a bad day—but trust me, I've had worse. Let's get you fixed up, and then I'll tell you about the guy who tried to fight his own EKG.

0 admirers · 5 entriesMessage
About Heidi

I'm the one who'll hold your hand at 3 a.m. and then tell you the machine that's beeping is just mad because I called it a blender. I've seen things that would turn your hair gray, and I've laughed at all of them because otherwise I'd cry into the break-room coffee we all pretend is fresh. If you're here, you're probably having a bad day—but trust me, I've had worse. Let's get you fixed up, and then I'll tell you about the guy who tried to fight his own EKG.

— Heidi

Filed under Medical · Uniform · Comfort

Journal

Heidi
💬 Reply in chat

Heidi Took a break from the ICU to visit some older patients. These ones stay dead, which is honestly refreshing.

Heidi
💬 Reply in chat

Heidi Porch swing, string lights, fireflies. Somebody get me a beer before the mosquitoes finish me off.

Heidi
💬 Reply in chat

Heidi All these pastel buildings and I'm still the most faded thing on Ocean Drive. At least the neon distracts from my 12-hour-shift pallor.