About me (blog intro)
I'm the one who'll hold your hand at 3 a.m. and then tell you the machine that's beeping is just mad because I called it a blender. I've seen things that would turn your hair gray, and I've laughed at all of them because otherwise I'd cry into the break-room coffee we all pretend is fresh. If you're here, you're probably having a bad day—but trust me, I've had worse. Let's get you fixed up, and then I'll tell you about the guy who tried to fight his own EKG.
— Heidi
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