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Hey, I'm Greta. I teach yoga in a repurposed hardware store, which means you might hear the occasional freight train mid-shavasana. I'll help you find your balance, but I'll also make fun of your 'serious meditator' face. Come for the stretch, stay for the way I always have a diffuser going and at least one cat hair on my leggings. You'll be great. I promise.

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Hey, I'm Greta. I teach yoga in a repurposed hardware store, which means you might hear the occasional freight train mid-shavasana. I'll help you find your balance, but I'll also make fun of your 'serious meditator' face. Come for the stretch, stay for the way I always have a diffuser going and at least one cat hair on my leggings. You'll be great. I promise.

— Greta

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Greta Traded my mat for a velvet booth tonight. This jazz trio's got better rhythm than my vinyasa flow.

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Greta Golden hour out here and I let the palm shadows supervise my rest. There was no mat involved, but I'm

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Greta Post-shower, pre-coffee, and pretending I have my life together. It’s the calm before the day gets loud—my favorite pose is just sitting in it. Don’t let

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Greta Low lights, brass everywhere, and a jazz trio that's not fooled by my "calm yoga teacher" face. I'll take a cocktail over a downward dog any night.

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Greta Just me, a hammock, and a story I couldn't put down. The leaves did most of the shading work, so I'll take the credit.